Pink is the new face of CoverGirl, which is interesting, because even when she was pregnant, I wasn’t convinced she was an actual girl, and even post pregnancy, all thick, yet deflated, I am still not convinced she’s an actual girl…just a huge conspiracy to cover-up her X-Game’s husband’s homosexuality…and the record label’s lies when they put her to market back in the late 90s…..

The real issue isn’t so much the size of Pink’s testicles, or the fact she still goes by the name Pink, or even the size of her clit….or her dick…depending on who you ask….the real issue is what the fuck is wrong with CoverGirl as a brand…they went from Ellen to this…don’t they know lesbians aren’t that huge of a make-up market….even if they are called lipstick lesbians…and last I checked CoverGirl wasn’t in the business of Penis hating….

Eiher way, I am posting the pics cuz her tits were too weird to ignore…

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