I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

17

Aug

Jessica Alba in a Kids Pool in an Actual Pool in a Bikini of the Day


Jessica Alba has blocked me on twitter becasue she didn’t like my love letters I’d send her every hour on the hour….discussing the way I would treat her half mexican baby making ass like it was a dog I rescued from a backyard breeder….so I don’t know when this crafty bikini pic was taken all I know is that she’s showing off her cunt privileged life of being so rich and fortunate that she can swim in a pool within a pool, while the average american only gets to swim in sewer drainage ditches after a rainstorm….Oh how good it is to be hollywood…

I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini and that’s the only way I like girls.

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  • http://gravatar.com/catchm3 FunKiller

    I never thought I would want to be balls so bad in my life……fuck, I really just said that, huh?

  • http://www.drunkenstepfather.com Jesus Martinez

    @funkiller being balls isn’t as fun as it sounds….

  • http://gravatar.com/catchm3 FunKiller

    Even if you’re balls deep in Jessica Alba?

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