The latest Amanda Bynes news is that she had another car accident to get in the news now that she is bankrupt. I think that is the third or fourth in the last 2 weeks…

Either she’s trying to kill herself, or likes the attention now that she’s bankrupt…..or possibly doing both…

Making it the weirdest publicity stunt a bitch who’s childhood was robbed of her could take, sure it gets attention, but it is way less practical than shooting a fucking sex tape, unless she is shooting a sex tape, but the car crashing kind…

You know taking it to the next level of sex tape, because sex tapes are boring, and snuff films filled with crashing cars isan untaped fetish market….Giving people who cum from car accidents a celeb endorsement…

All I really care about are her long legs….and the fact she’s broken…cuz I love saving bitches…even if they are bankrupt…but that’s just cuz crazy people are more fun to fuck.

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