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2012

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Not As Hot as the Girl She’s Next To of the Day

I don’t know when these Lindsay Lohan beach pictures were taken, but I do know that the girl standing next to Lohan is far hotter than Lohan, which is a bad strategy when trying to reposition your sex appeal as awesome tits everyone once wanted to titty fuck…..the red herpes ridden vagina we didn’t care was having an outbreak…

I also know that my life was better back when Lohan was blowing up my phone with text messages back in 2008….4 years is a long time without hot, crazy celebrity messages in my iPhone….

But I survived and you will too, just not too sure if Lohan will.

RIP Motherfucker, in advance.


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