I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

30

Aug

Kelly Brook in a Bikini on the Beach in Portugal for Twitter of the Day

It is possible that I hate all celebrity pussy because they taunt me all day and don’t let me fuck them….maybe that is why I look at all their flaws and call them fat, old, dumpy or uninteresting….Maybe I hate them cuz I can’t have them…making me bitter or maybe…just maybe they are in fact overrated….and maybe their big tits do come with big square uneventful asses…and maybe everyday girls who don’t waste their time aspiring to be famous are in fact hotter and have more substance that these bitches some company decided to shove down our throat….and maybe I’m just honest and objective cuz I know I’d fuck Kelly Brook…hell I’d fuck anything with a vagina….but that doesn’t mean I have to like it…or that I can’t call it out for being less great than her paycheck tells her she is….you know just cuz a movie cost 100,000,000 dollars to make doesn’t mean it is good…and just cuz a company sells a lot of product doesn’t mean the locally grown is of lesser quality…it’s all perspective…I’m not racist, I love all women, I will fuck all women, even during a herpes outbreak…but I can say that some women have great tits….and some women have shitty asses….and sometimes that happens on one woman…and today that woman is Kelly Brook…..but I do appreciate her self produced erotica, it shows good spirit and drive……

Here are some pics she took for twitter.

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