Christina Aguilera is either releasing a song or an album called “YOUR BODY”….and with that comes a promo video that I watched…not because I am interested in anaything Christina Aguilera…especially not when it comes to her body…unless it involves me ejaculating inside her with my eyes closed so that I K-Fed her….but because I am scared of her body….and every now and then seeing a fat chick rolling around trying to be sexy brings me joy and inspires me to not eat the fucking day old donuts the coffee shop gave me for free cuz I’m poor.

Seriously, this is a massive, really massive.. nightmare….and it makes me laugh.

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