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2012

20

Sep

Kari Byron’s Muscles in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

Kari Byron is some mythbuster host who posted a pic of her flexing in a one-piece bathing suit for twitter…..

She’s not debunking one myth that 40 year old women can be hot…sure they can be fit and have low bodyfat, but their faces still look rugged, used, like they are melting….and sure cougars are a fetish and some dudes with Mommy issues like getting up in that….but I always prefer the younger, tighter version….

But either way, pantsless is always a party I’ll get into…even if shit happens at an old folks home…I’ll be there poppin’ bottles….rockin’ dementia with my finger, tongue and dick…like the naughty orderly I sometimes pretend to be when all that’s willing to fuck is senior citizen….like this Kari Bryon chick.

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