Before today, the highlight of Denise Richard’s career is that she was a hooker for Heidi Fleiss when she wasn’t getting cast in movies….because people forget she’s only been in 5 movies in her life and after blowing that on blow….it goes pretty fucking fast….and people also think I am lying…but I tweeted it to her once and she went nuts, was reactive, and we all know that’s a sign of guilt…..

Sure, her threesome with Kevin Bacon was alright, her Playboy showing off her fake tits was alright, her marrying Charlie Sheen and having a breakdown was alright……..

But the real Highlight of her career…is that she’s hiring photographers to shoot her old body in a bikini for old times….for whaever reason…and it is awesome, she is fit but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she looks like a muppet.

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