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Brittney Palmer is going to be in Montreal, the city I am unfortunately prisoner to an obese french whoman who pays my rent in exchange for eternal love, devotion, and commitment…that I don’t really give her…but only cuz I am not good at anything I set my mind to. It is all part of being a failure.

Anyway, I emailed her and her people to have a little make out session – but she didn’t get back to me…maybe I came on too strong when I sent pics of me in bondage gear and a strap on.

She was in Maxim, She’s the new, non-ethnic Arianny Celeste and I’m pretty sure her body is going places…unfortunately none of those places are my face.

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