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2012

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Nov

Penelope Cruz in the 2013 Campari Calendar of the Day

Lady in fucking red…holy shit….turns out that I am down with any alcohol company who doesn’t advertise on this site because they are snobs and too busy spending 100s of thousands of dollars on Penelope Cruz, the Oscar winning Spanish actress you may or may not have heard of, but have probably seen her fucking nose, at some point or another….because that’s the signature feature that she’s helped big nosed women come to terms with over the years….as the media told us she was beautiful…

I know this cuz I used to fuck a girl with a big fucking nose…I’m talking offensively big…and she was convinced she looked like Penelope Cruz….when really…she looked like a girl with a big fucking nose…but that didn’t stop her from getting with the likes of me…when really she should have been with far less attractive men…but Penelope Cruz got her through it…like she is getting through me…with this hot…red…glamour shoot for Campari….

I want to dirty up this high quality, high production loveliness with my genitals….and she is not even naked or not a 40 year old mom….

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3 Responses

  1. Joe says:

    God, you sound like a moron. Penelope Cruz has a big nose? Seriously? She’s stunning, but nice to see that men can still pick women apart for any feature that isn’t cookie cutter. You sound like a real catch, buddy.

  2. Rosarch says:

    I come here everyday if for no other reason than to hear about your fantasy women. lol

  3. me says:

    me, too. and i am a woman.>>>>I come here everyday if for no other reason than to hear about your fantasy women. lol

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