I really like Miley Cyrus lately…and I have no idea why…but I like to think it is because I don’t know her and will never know her…because if she did, I would likely hate her bratty fucking ways….but I also like to think it is cuz she’s got a nice lean body that she doesn’t mind showing off…even if her little titties are all cone-like….you know like pee stings on a pre-pubescent…probably caused by some Disney genetic modification they call “Peter Pan-ing” their young casts so that they have a longer shelf life after investing all that money in them….and something you’d normally want to wear padded bras with…to false marketing…unless of course you’re someone like Miley…who has been prostituted so long she doesn’t even know the concept of privacy, shame or any of that normal person stuff….my kind of girl….now that the bra is off….the next logical step is to get that annoying shirt out of the way….good girl.

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