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2012

05

Dec

Keeley Hazell’s Last Bikini Pic Ever of the Day

There comes a point in every Glamour Models life…usually around the age of 30…when they realize that they can’t define themselves as a set of tits being flashed for money…they they need more of a legacy and that they have to be strategic to not walk away from all they know when they’ve held on too damn long and just look pathetic…there is strategy in quitting a life of sexualizing yourself…prostituting yourself…nude modeling yourself…that allows you to leave it when still relevant…opening new doors like acting…or singing…or a brand of lingerie….rather than holding on to it….until no one notices you for anything but a saggy, tired, pile of Pam Anderson…

But the world is a scary place out there..and when you turn your back on all you know..there’s not guarantee your plan will work out…and there is always a fallback in showing your tits for money…

So Keeley Hazell…I’m convinced…we’ll be seeing your tits again…but I will humor you and pretend this is your last shoot ever…liar…

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