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2012

07

Dec

Paris Hilton is Not Dead Even and in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Even if you think Paris Hilton is dead….she’s not….she’s with Everyone who is anyone, or who wants to be anyone, or who was once someone thanks to her grandfather…is is Miami…as I’ve said before…

I am not in Miami..because I am no one…and I like it that way…but unfortunately Paris Hilton hasn’t really embraced her falling off to insignificance as gracefully…I am sure she hates every single Kardashian episode or article more than any of us do…which should make her on our site…but it doesn’t…because she hates them cuz she wants to be them….since she’s the bootleg version of them….not that it matters…what matters is she’s in Miami to get noticed…and in trying to get noticed…hoping for a second wind…she’s pulling out her tits…and the worst thing about this…you know the greatest fucking tragedy is that I think she looks fucking hot…ass and titties I’d play connect the dots with her herpes scab like I was Peewee Herman…whatever that means…

Here are the pics…

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