Taylor Swift may not be an official hooker, but she is a puppet the record label has used to make a lot of money, by exploiting her little wholesome teenage girl angle as hard as they fucking can, you know that whole good little Jesus loving Christian girl, despite the fact that she’s constantly in relationships with countless famous dudes, who you know she has very naughty sex with, to make up for all the lies she’s spewing to the public…I’m talking dirty fucking porno sex with a lot of partners that explain why her “wholesome” spread for Paris Match, a magazine that I used to jerk off to cuz it published tits, back in the 90s, features dead, souless eyes in….eyes I’ve seen in most hookers I’ve had sex with who have sold their soul to devil…and that excites me….unless of course Taylor Swift is just a fucking robot, which is always possible…who knows…but more importantly…who cares.

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