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2012

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Dec

I Appreciate Britney Spears’ Dress of the Day

It was announced that Britney Spears is the highest paid Female Musician of 2012, coming in ahead of Adam Levine of Maroon 5…and Rihanna cuz she barely makes money off this shit, we call it slave labor like the 1800s sugar trade….and Lady Gaga cuz they listed her under “Male Musician”….

I guess the irony in all this is that Britney sings though a computer, doesn’t play an instrument, and lip syncs at her shows….making her anything but a singer…you know more of a puppet on stage being exploited by her people….

I find the whole thing pretty sad, but that’s just because I liked when she officially fell off, got knocked up by a ghetto back-up dancer who thought he was hip hop, shaved her head got fat, before being medicated….but that’s just because it had more flavor than this new Britney…even if the new Britney is easier to masturbate to…especially in dresses like this….it is almost as if she never had a total fucking breakdown….

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5 Responses

  1. Skipper says:

    Damn, she looks like she is a 40 year old woman who smokes and drinks too much. She sure aged fast, too bad.

  2. Rosarch says:

    Bitch looks old, haggard and dead inside.

  3. Travis says:

    Whatever haters. She doesn’t look a day over 60.

  4. cowbulls says:

    Brittany looks like she has been rode hard and put up wet. I bet the first couple of dozen guys that hit that got some great tail.

  5. shitdick says:

    I love the sorrow, and the pain, and the regret you see in her eyes. She looks sad. Awesome!

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