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2012

20

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Washer of the Day

I’ll tell you one job better than washing Candice Swanepoel’s ass off before she does a Victoria’s Secret shoot…you know so that the sand in her South African pussy doesn’t ruin the bikinis they are selling….and that’s writing drunkenstepfather.com….true story…just ask anyone who writes drunkenstepfather.com…they’ll tell you the same thing…and that’s only because washing Candice Swanepoel’s ass would get me arrested…she makes me want to do criminal things to that ass…you know…from stabbing it with my tongue in a romantic way…to shooting my load all over it…you know to give her real reason to wash…I’m helpful like that….

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One Response

  1. Travis says:

    You are just such a sweet-talker…

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