I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

26

Dec

Doutzen Kroes Early with Half Naked Xmas Pics of the Day

I want to have sex with this Holiday picture of Doutzen Kroes…because it is just a picture and not actually her…cuz the actual her has a kid…and everyone knows girls with kids…even if they bounce back with their bodies…have shitty loose fitting vaginas….which isn’t saying much since my micropenis finds all vagina loose fitting…but that doesn’t mean I like lookin’ at it flap in the fucking wind…on set at the photoshoots she gets overpaid on….even if I kinda like fisting it…Guilty pleasures…..

Either way, she’s a solid 364 days early on this shit….but I’ll still look cuz she’s half naked.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes