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2012

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Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Creepy Half Naked Twitpic of the Day


This disturbs me…while not entirely because it’s still a chick in a bikini…and I guess she’s also a chick putting herself on blast for people to praise her and tell her she is beautiful…because when you’re a fat chick…that only happens when pregnant…not to mention her tits are huge, hormonal and milk filled….cuz her tits are always relatively huge to begin with…something that also comes with being a fat chick…so maybe it doesn’t disturb me at all…even if the concept of women with things growing inside them…is totally unnatural sounding…even if it is the basis of or existence….and totally it just doesn’t make sense to me….and either do the people who find pregnancy erotic….I just assume they are lonely and dream one day they will have a women dumb enough to let this happen…

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter.

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6 Responses

  1. LolleyGagger says:

    I guess I’m just sad or extremely horny but I’d hit that like it was a whack-a-mole game. Same way too, hit all different holes and hoping a mole doesn’t actually come out of one.

  2. Rosarch says:

    Get this ugly fat slag off this site.

  3. Diamond Godde$$!!! says:

    UGH!!!
    Dont’tcha think she looks in the mirror, remembers what she used to look like, and just cries?
    “Cuz I WANT to cry every time I see her!!!

  4. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    You missed the vibrator that is seen on the counter top.

    Think it has been in her ass?

  5. roscoe says:

    The vibe was in her dad’s ass. She wasn’t hot when she was supposed to be hot.

  6. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I would hit that shit till my dick wore to a nub.

    Word.

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