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Milla Jovovich White Bikini of the Day

Milla Jovovich is in a white bikini….and she looks fucking awful for Milla Jovovich which is probably amazing for most bitches cuz most bitches aren’t Milla Jovovich who may or may not be 100 year old…but who definitely seems like she is…cuz I don’t remember a time before Milla Jovovich existed…but in my defense…I do a lot of drinking and drugs……

I love white bikinis, even when they are dry, even on old moms, even when I’m not masturbating…

My New Years Resolution is to ruin her marriage, send her kids to boarding school and have sex with her all day. HAPPY NEW YEAR….

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