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2013

04

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Pretending She’s not 100 Fucking Years Old in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lopez seems to forget that she’s 100 fucking years as she’s modeling, showing off skin, banging 18 year old gold diggers, hoping that wrist deep in her mom pussy will lead to rolexes, fame and all the other good stuf….because fisting is the only way she still feels….blame the twins….she does have twins right? I don’t fucking know, cuz she fell off back in Selena and I never got her hype, I just figured hispanic really like to endorse and promote their own…It is Friday Night, I’ve been drinking, I don’t know why I am posting this…but guess what…I am.

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One Response

  1. Travis says:

    I have a feeling it doesn’t take much effort to get wrist-deep up in this garbage…

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