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2013

15

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day

The other day I did a post on Miley Cyrus Puppy Erotica because seeing a young girl with such a deep love for a puppy is the cutest thing ever….and I like to take cute things….chew them up and shit them out….by suggesting they are anything but innocent fun….it’s my thing…not to mention…you’re all a gang of perverts…and jerking off to a girl and her puppy is hardly the weirdest thing you’ve ever fucking done….

So I felt it was only natural to take two of my favorite things…things that remind me I have a soul….puppies…and Candice Swanepoel’s crotch…the crotch I would commit to for eternity…even though we already are commited….her crotch just doesn’t know it yet….

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2 Responses

  1. MadamMeow says:

    I was going to make a peanut butter joke, but this is Candice fucking Swanepoel and those dogs don’t need additional additives to know what’s good.

  2. Travis says:

    Saying there are too many puppies is like saying there are too many flowers…

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