I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

07

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Going Through Airport Security of the DAy

Hands down…Lindsay Lohan is my dream girl….she is the ultimate in Hollywood, she represents a perfect balance of class, luxury, mental health disorders, addiction, sex appeal, broken childhood, and broken dreams…..and one of life’s great tragedies was that I didn’t marry her back when I had the chance…not that I officially ever had the chance to marry her, but she did follow me on twitter, and I guess I could have proposed to her until she said yes in private messages….and now the only way I’ll ever touch her is if I become really famous for doing nothing….and if she falls off even harder than she already is….or if I become a airport security guy like this asshole mocking me with his vagina scans of her he should release to the internet – cuz sometimes it is better to lose your job for the greater good of man….

All this to say. I still love me some LOHAN.


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2 Responses

  1. Rosarch says:

    If I win the lottery, one of the first $100,000 I spend will be for a night with her.

  2. cowbulls says:

    I bet you would get a LOT of change from that $100,000. Not to say that I wouldn’t also meet her price.

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