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2013

20

Feb

Ashley Benson is the Hot Spring Breaker of the Day

I hate “Who Would You Rather Do”….and other virgin losers sitting around the comic book store games…..you know because firstly it’s a waste of time since the option of fucking one, let alone both is pretty much non existent, and that life decision is one that will never happen…..so jerk off fantasies publicly discussed amongst chronic masturbating weirdos…just makes me uncomfortable….

That said, I’d rather do Ashley Benson….and it isn’t a racist thing, or a popularity thing, because I dont know who she is….I just know that Selena Gomez has some weirdness going on in that pantsuit and Vanessa Hudgens is built like a barrel….unless Ashley Benson doctored these pics…which is possible since it was on her instagram…

Ultimately…who cares…this Spring breakers shit has gone too far….ang gets too much press…while really it’ll be the least nude thing Harmony Korine ever made in his attempt at uber mainstream….even though having any movie made, especially in the 90s, is pretty fucking mainstream…he just doesn’t want you knowing that….it fucks with his street cred as an “artist”…

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