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2013

26

Feb

Rihanna in a Bikini Eating a Pickle of the Day

OMG, RIHANNA MUST BE PREGNANT – CUZ SHE’S EATING A PICKLE!!!

Or maybe….she’s just eating a pickle, but where is the fun in that storyline….I want broken down woman who goes back to her abuser only to marry and get knocked up….leaving her to raise a future criminal…cuz with all that money….and all that fucked up morals and values…there’s little room for raising a well rounded person….you know cuz she’s not well rounded…she’s off the fucking deepend in this celebrity game and it is gonna end bad…..

The only time I like seeing girls with pickles is when it is a gateway activity to them having sex with said pickle….it’s just my Jewish deli clerk fantasy…..that she’d probably participate in…if you beat her up well enough to get her a hit album like Chris Brown did…or if she never got famous and continued her Bajan karaoke bar hustlin’….

But she is in a bikini….and that means that nothing I just wrote matters….it never does….


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7 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    It’s a pea pod, beaner. Jeez, get it right.

  2. biker mike says:

    anyone else sick of seeing her?

  3. Rosarch says:

    HLW, considering his family picks that shit for a living you would think this idiot would know the difference between a pea pod and a pickle. lol

  4. Phillip McCracken says:

    i 100% agree with biker mike. I think the next post should be when Chris Brown kills her and we can all laugh at her for being the stupid bitch she is cause she went back to her

  5. roscoe says:

    Way past sick of her.

  6. i just assumed it was a green banana people.

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