I don’t know why Maria Menounos is taking a shit in her bathing suit in the garden by the pool….but I am going to assume that it has something to do with the old greek anus….which thanks to all the love it has seen…no longer has the strength to resist or hold back an impending shit….you see cuz that’s what happens when it gets stretched out….

I just know that she posted it to the internet…and I like it…even if it means her asshole doesn’t have as much grip as it used to…

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