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2013

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Mar

Hannah Davis in FHM South Africa is Worth Knowing of the Day

Hannah Davis is a 22 year old American model who grew up in St Thomas in the Virgin Islands….which probably makes her the only model ever to come out of U.S. Virgin islands, but life on the beach, would explain why she looks so good half naked….

I’ve never heard of her, but after some research, apparently she’s done some Victoria’s Secret work, but more unfortunately, has done some Derek Jeter cock. Cock, that has been linked to so many herpes ridden vaginas, leading me to assume that she’s just another statistic, but since I’ll never meet her, and even if I did I’d forget who she was as I tend to do, herpes don’t matter….I mean even when I’m about to stick my dick in a whore during outbreak, herpes don’t matter. I like to consider myself a carrier who can’t get tainted like that…at least when it is convenient to think that…while drunk.

Either way, she’s making big moves for herself. FHM South Africa. That’s like the holy grail for models (No it’s not).

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