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2013

20

Mar

Katie Holmes is Lubricated in Allure of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Katie Holmes before, but it may have been from a sci/fi movie, where she was climbing out of her alien pod, covered in some protective plasma gel, that all Alien forces use in their transition from their Alien form to human form…or maybe it was a porno movie after taking load from 40 dudes…either way, I feel like Tom Cruise and his masturbation needs, despite their divorce are behind the creative direction of this…you know since he is from a higher power and controls everything from his space lab…

I think she looks kinda hot, even with that mom gunt.

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