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2013

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s another pic of stepGIRL AMS902 showing us her pole fitness moves half naked….that shit will come in handy if she develops a meth addiction has a kid out of wedlock and the deadbeat dad fucks off on them.

I went out drinking last night. Because that’s what I do every night and I generally don’t start a post saying that, because it is assumed that I am drunk most of the time, because it is the only joy and peace and goodwill towards men I find.

Well, last night I found a perfectly good piece of luggage early on in the night, that I figured was either worth money, or would come in handy when I need a prop for a dramatic break up with my wife. You know an “I’m leaving you cuz diabetes has eaten your toes and it makes me sick to look at you airing the scabs out”.

Turns out bars don’t like you walking around with luggage that smells like it was used to store body parts in a basement after a murder, cuz the place where I drink for free made me keep it outside.

That’s fucking racism. Like some back of the bus, concentration camp, for luggage shit.

I know, who cares about my luggage story, I realized that last night when I tried telling college girls about my plight and none of them gave me a hand job in the bathroom. Otherwise, this post would be about a handjob in the bathroom.

I ended up forgetting it and now I am angry. So when I went to grab a coffee I decided to have an altercation with a chick who was stressing out about being late. You know one of those “I’m so late – Grunt – I’m so late – Can’t she Hurry – Grunt”….so I played hero and said “Congratulations, I hope you get an abortion, cuz bringing him to term would be a tragedy for all of us”….

Here are some links.

Nina Moric Hot as Fuck in a Bikini
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Amanda Bynes has the Best Tweets
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Let’s Hope Madonna’s Secret Project is a Suicide Pact
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Penis Biting Zombie Prostitute – May Be the Hottest Story Ever
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30 Date Movies that Will Get You Laid
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Driving a Train Through a Tornado
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Ridiculous Karate Knockout
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This 7 Year Old Pro Sand Castle Builder is a Cool Campaign
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An Amazing Squash Shot from Squash TV – I know Exciting Right? The Commentator Loves It…
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This Woman on the Kiss Cam Is a Bitch..Far Too Ugly for This Attitude.Obviously staged. But Awesome.
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Bitches Like Hair
This Will Reverse Thinning Hair – It’s Worth Trying – Babes Will Thank You
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