I can’t deprive you of the Britney Bikini Pics, cuz they are an awesome throwback, but I also can’t post these pics, because the paparazzi who owns them, want to sue me, and hate me. They are from France and total cunts, but then again, that define all paparazzi.

The same paparazzi who were probably hired by, or dating Britney Spears. You know, to leak some hot mom bodied bikini pics, that her shitty mom tits, tits that at one point were rumored to be implants, weird conical implants, tits that sag, tits that are spilling out of her 30+ year old bikini top.

Bikini pics are good for publicity, you know everyone will look at you half naked and either judge, or jerk off, or do both. She knows this. That’s why she’s in Malibu, on a transparent balcony, and not Belize or somewhere private where no one can see in. It’s all a lie, a lie that I liked better when she was losing her fucking mind, fat, unshowered, bald and flashing her genitals.

But I’ll take what I can get, I guess.

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