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2013

27

Mar

Kelly Brook Modeling Crap With Her Tits of the Day

No one cares about Kelly Brook, her “Miscarriage” that I will bet was an abortion, because her career at 35 was finally starting to take a turn for the better, and she didn’t want to ruin that knowing pregnancy ruins a body that’s already walking the fine line.

She knew there were a few more good years, that she could spend fighting off her natural propensity to be a fat pig, something that up until now, she’s been able to keep very focused in on by reserving for her tits, it is like her obesity genes goes straight for them titties. Probably cuz of enemas, eating disorders….but babies woulda fucked all that up.

But we do care about those tits, that are natural, but almost unnaturally large,in some born next to a nuclear plant situation.

I am sure she starver herself for a week, took a lot of enemas, in the making of these pics, promoting some garbage that has been done before, but that she hopes to make a few million off of, to carry her through her fat years during retirement.

Eventually, that gut catches up to the titties. It is a medical fact.

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One Response

  1. john says:

    I was in the audience of celeb juice and she seemed so thick btw all the jokes, lemon-head, arguments etc are pre-rehearsed the audience is full of Thames staff who applaud on cue.

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