It was my birthday, despite your wishes, and my wife’s wishes, I didn’t die.
But I can’t say the same for the hooker I was with, that bitch was foaming at the mouth, making weird gurgling noises, and talking in tongues when I left her, but it had nothing to do with me…it was all that crack.
Highlight of my birthday was trying to recruit a fat bitch dressed like a referee, who was trying to up on the wall handstand twerk, to let me blow a pack of candles out from her pussy.
Other highlight of the weekend, all the giving up across the board.
Last hight of the weekend, the double dicks street art, that I think was a sign from heaven.
Here are some links, I’m still drinking. Let’s do this birthday shit again next year.
Teen Mom has a Sex Tape
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This Ho Can Fish With Her Twat
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25 Posters of Teen Heart Throbs – That Are Hilarious
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37 Pics of Babes in front of the Mirror
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Elk Plays in a Puddle
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Dog Starts Humping on Live News Report – I can Relate
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A Evil Dead Mega Post
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Bikini Contest!
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A Whole Lot of WTF
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The Human Chair Prank
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6 Year Old Drummer Plays Metallica
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Slingshot Condom Applicator
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Stop Hairloss Now
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