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2013

11

Apr

North Korean Female Soldiers are Slutty of the Day

North Korea is so trendy now, so it would only make sense that so are their female soldiers, you know, stickin’ it to function footwear when they march, and doing what most Korean women I know do, slut out in 5 inch heels, but I guess that’s only because the only Korean women I know work at rub and tugs.

I don’t know, I guess the good news for North Korea is that the men aren’t wearing 5 inch heels, because that would probably lower their intimidation factor by alot, not that I don’t fear men in heels, especially when I bump into them in back alleys ready to rape, but because the rest of the world find that shit pansy cuz they’ve never been raped by a man in heels.

All this to say, I like this uniform, and like any dictator, I’d be doing the same thing, only my female soldiers would be in crotchless panties..

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