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2013

15

Apr

The Eastwood Sisters at Coachella of the Day

Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood are Clint Eastwood’s daughters, who apparently brought him out to Coachella as their fashion accessory, because all the other idiots dressed like hippies, they figured they’d bring someone too old to have every been a hippie, cuz back in 1969, he as 40.

Or maybe he was just there checking up on them, to make sure the MOLLY they were rolling on was up to speed like being at a star studded party in the 80s when it was invented.

Or maybe, just maybe, he is the one who got them in, cuz they aren’t the big stars they want to be, and may end up being the next HILTON sisters, because these socialite trash things happen in waves, but as far as I’m concerned, they are lovely as fuck.

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