Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan from never leaving the house, because it gets in the way of his masturbating. You know the kind of weirdo, you’d see on public transit rubbing himself over his pants, because a girl is wearing sandals, because when weird fetishes, like foot fetishes start to materialize, they become consuming and impossible to control. They are the gateway fetish to criminal activity, and I’ll never understand them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t suck, sniff and ejaculate on Miley’s feet, it just means it’s not my first choice and these pics don’t get me excited, like the do for you…Enjoy freak.

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