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2013

23

Apr

Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive.

I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it.

More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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