I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

25

Apr

Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house.

But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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