Yesterday she gave us the bra. Today we get the “forearm” bra. All this selfie erotic is giving me spontaneous boners that both humiliate and excite me.
Most people have no idea who Amanda Bynes is, I mean if I tried to talk to one of my drunk friends, he’d have no idea what I was talking about, but the tabloids are eating her up and loving every second of her fake demise, a demise that even if was real is not a demise, but in fact a rise to the top, filled with her big titties, skinny body and long child star legs. Slutty exhibitionist behavior from all kinds of girls is the shit I live for.
I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.
10 minutes ago she started a cat fight with Jenny McCarthy, because Jenny McCarthy is a cyber bully who is old as fuck and doesn’t mind her own business or know what she’s talking about, and that too got me excited.
Then Amanda Bynes canceled it out, retracted it by saying it was a joke…in a “no offense” situation….I like thouse.
This whole Amanda Bynes thing brings me hope that we aren’t that doomed and real people still exist who don’t mind stirring up the pot…with topless pics.
I think I’m in love. I need to K-Fed her. Now.
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