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2013

07

May

Maria Sharapova’s Hot in Bathing Suits for Esquire of the Day

The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently uncomfortable, unless of course she was just airing her shit out cuz she had a little too much ENRIQUE HEAT up in there….

So I have a bit of a love affair with this tennis star, who I used to love watching play, as she flashed her ass in thick panties, all sweating and grunting, like she was getting fucked on the court….

But these esquire pics remind me of how much all this has changed. I could post her fucking nakded and spread and no dude anywhere would say “holy shit, wtf, let me tell all my friends”…I mean shit, last week I put up a pic of Miley Cyrus Nipple, something that would have crashed servers in the early days, but that no one cares about, except maybe me, because fit girls and their athlete bodies age nicely, a decade later and I’d still like to be the irritant grinding up in her cunt….

Squirt Squirt / Gush Gush / Bounce.

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