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2013

10

May

Kylie Minogue Slaps Her Own Ass on Twitter of the Day

Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way….

Boring, I know. Posting it anyway. Deal.

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