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2013

10

May

The Highlight of the Week….of the Day

Hands down, the hightlight of my week was watching Farrah Abraham, teen mom, squirt in her sex tape …..I was given an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING ….and I haven’t stopped watching it, 5 days later….

It is the only thing that Matters….

Sure, I’ve been doing this internet blogging thing for a long time, and yes it is more humiliating of a job for a grown man than driving around in a Mini Cooper.

So Yes, I know the way this industry works. I know that everything is a lie. That all the backstory is just bullshit. She was offered money to shoot a porn, they decided to hire a pornstar to shoot it, and market it as a sex tape, all shocking and people paid attention because we like watching broken girls who we know for not fucking, start fucking.

She was a broken teen mom to begin with, I mean 90 percent of teen moms I know become hookers, strippers or pornstars. She kinda set herself up for it, or more importantly, the relative who taught her how to squirt when she was 8 years old, leading to her life of sexual deviance did.

She’s not that hot, her implants are shit, her face is busted and semi retarded looking which I don’t mind, cuz I love watching retards fuck, and her story line is such bullshit, it’s almost hilarious, but her little body taking it up the ass is magical. She knows what she’s doing…..

Farrah Abraham will not be the next Kim Kardashian, a good thing for us but maybe not for her. This will not end up being a gateway performance to more TV shows. All this is is the first porn, the million dollar cash grab, that will become a regular thing, because guess what, she’s done it once, it’ll be easy to do it again and right now she may not be the biggest thing in entertainment, but I’m sure her DVD is selling better than all the other porn chick DVDs….

Here’s the SFW trailer for my friends at ROMANCEBEAT

Click here to see my Exclusive more HARDCORE SQUIRT FILLED CLIP

It’s totally worth it…..fuck watching my clip go BUY THE DVD …this is the kind of thing worth going back to old technology for just to put it on your shelf next to all the sex tapes before it…

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Farrah Abraham doesn’t matter, she will be forgotten, even if her amazing porn lives on forever, but I say let’s give her those 15 minutes, her squirting makes her worthy….


TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
FOLLOW THIS LINK


TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
FOLLOW THIS LINK

She’s better on mute, except when she begs for dick in her ass. Her pussy is less battered than an actual pornstar, despite being a mom, she’s skinny and what better way to celebrate mother’s day….

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

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3 Responses

  1. Rosarch says:

    My god, how much is Vivid paying you to promote this shitty whore’s porno?

  2. Jesus says:

    Seriously, WTF DSF, why are you being such a freaking douchebag shill for Vivid? That teen mom sucks in the worst possible way and you’re starting to as well. Enough with her!

  3. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Bring back the boring as fuck victorias secrets models. Anything but this tired cunt.

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