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2013

13

May

Kendall Jenner’s Erotic Bikini Bottom Pic of the Day

Jesus. If she wasn’t 17, I’d think she was trying to seduce us with her half naked body and long legs. You know this crotch shot designed to make perverts everywhere sexualize her in efforts to keep the family on the map by giving people hope that the have some hotness and sex appeal left in them…now that the rest of the world has realized that Kim Kardashian, their star pig, is a fucking cow and not the sex icon her marketing team made all you idiots believe via shitty sex tapes…

Ultimately, the family is the worst..and even at 17…it’s safe to say the stage mom Kris Kardashian is behind this and trying to get as much press as possible…and the only thing wholesome about a 17 year old posting crotch shots to the internet….is that you can’t legally masturbate to it….making it all ok….but we all know what’s going on here, we’re onto you…and I’m not complaining…18 is right around the corner…and that’s when they’ll drop the big guns…

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