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2013

15

May

Candice Swanepoel Bikini in St Barts of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic of her working her ass off in St Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret for her million dollar a year contract that I assume involves being in a 5 star luxury villa, with staff catering to her every need, unlimited drinks and food and entertainment, to occupy her time that she’s not working, which I assume is probably most of the day, because models are slackers, virtually unemployed, but making bank, all because they look good in pictures…what a joke…..at least for the rest of us, myself not included, because this is barely a job…

Candice Swanepoel is lovely as fuck.

Here’s Victoria’s Secret Models and their “What is Sexy” list that I think is trying to take a cue from DOVE to empower things that are so not sexy….hearing these bitches talk is way less interesting that seeing them half naked…

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