I’ve been saying Kate Upton is an overrated pig of a girl who only gets work because she’s popular thanks to her big tits…..tits the rest of her awkward body have caught up to…..

So, I just watched 10 hours of Kate Upton walking the runway to prove it and I was right, her sloppy belly slappin’ around in what is the least attractive thing in modeling….but for some reason, I know all you freaks will love this….all cuz of her tits…

So when I used to say she was an Anna Nicole Smith in training, because I knew busty 18 year olds and they all ended up fat, I actually meant, she’s a fat Anna Nicole Smith, the glory days are behind her, she’s already ended up fat….

But watching her for 10 hours, is like a spiritual journey everyone should take, a horrible, flappy spiritual journey….

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