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2013

29

May

Kate Upton for Victoria’s Secret Scandal of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is jumping on the Kate Upton wave of fat, even though they are supposed to be pure and never use plus sized models, no matter how much hype they get, no matter how much the fans want them to, no matter how fat their actual client base is…

I mean they’ve worked years to feature fit as fuck half naked girls, a positive image for girls everywhere to look up to, and the idea of sneaking in this pic from 2011, of Kate Upton pre-obesity, is just despressing…I don’t want sloppy piles of shit in boring as fuck catalogs…I want babes…

I get it though, it’s good for marketing, get people talking, publicity stunt…and really it’s tits in a bra, I got no complaints, even if I hate all Kate Upton represents, since I’m not the restaurant owner of a restaurant she frequents, cuz if I was, she’d be my favorite fatty around.

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