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2013

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of leaving the house and going out to dinner is trying to recruit the waitresses to star in my next porn, not that I have produced porn, but feel like I could, if the waitresses went along with it. The reason I target them, is because they have to serve me, you know cuz they are working for the tip.

Here are some morning links….

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged Now – Cuz that’s What Happens When You Get Pregnant
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So Miguel Gave a Girl Brain Damage
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A whole lot of tan lines….
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Saudi Man Texting on the Hood of a Moving Car
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The First X-Rated App for Google Glass – Removed Hours After Release – Bummer
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You’re So Emo
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Matt Damon’s 20 Million Dollar Miami Mansion…
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Singing Cockatiel – Hilarious.
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Brazil Bikini Girls Get a Butt Workout
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These girls are my favorite, they represent all that is good in the world.
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