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2013

14

Jun

Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Farrah Abraham as Much as Me of the day

Being the >Teen Mom Farrah Abraham hub of the internet, you know the unofficial fan club that I am president of, I feel obligated to post this Charlie Sheen letter to her, that I can assume was designed by both their PR teams, to generate some buzz for both of them…and I am OK with that, because I love the bottom feeding cries for attention, especially cuz it comes with amazing porn….that isn’t that great…but great to me…from the way she fucks and squirt and takes it up the ass cuz she’s learned her lesson getting pregnant the first time, even though it made her famous, to the fact that it shows us just what fame does to a slut…

I’m a fan…

“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye! cs.

I think he coulda done better….

To see the highlight reel of her sex tape FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2 Responses

  1. harshalgibbs says:

    what Melvin responded I didnt know that a student can profit $7110 in 1 month on the internet. have you seen this web site…www.Rush64.??m

  2. beavis says:

    That pic got me all excited, I thought someone Black Dahlia’d her.

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