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2013

21

Jun

Bar Refaeli Does Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

I am pretty sure that Bar Refaeli has pretty much retired because I haven’t seen her in anything, she’s living back in Israel, and like a lot of Jewish girls, or really girls in general, she’s 30, and that’s marriage and baby making time…her 20s were about making her millions, she’s invested that shit into her own bikini line, and now, she’s saving the bikini pics for her social media, because she lives in a perpetual summer, and really posing in bikinis is all she fucking knows…thank god for that…

Now I don’t think she’s the greatest, if anything I find her big, but she’s still some busty model who fucked A-listers in the past, and I guess that means she matters enough for me…

In all honestly, she had me at “I have a vagina”…like all girls do…it’s a bit of a problem.

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