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2013

10

Jul

Candice Swanepoel for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I remember when Terry Richardson was shooting gutter hipster chicks he met at the after party, either taking his dick, or spreading their hipster pussies, in what was semi-interesting documentary style snapshots that showed a life far more interesting a fun than yours…tons of drugs and pussy what the fuck…

Then he went corporate, and now he takes lingerie models and puts them in clothing, places them in substantial settings, to do big production shots, but he lacks one key element that makes him interesting, and that’s the fucking pussy…

I mean seriously, these pics would be better if Candice was fucking spreading her ass next to the Montana or Utah or wherever the fuck she is sky…but instead he has her in some JC Penny 1960s town square dance event skirt…and that just fucking offends me…

She is a body, not a face, sort it out asshole.

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