If girls who get fired from Spiderman and other virgin loser movies excite you, especially while doing some modelling bullshit for Interview magazine, who I assume will ask her how it feels to be fired from a movie and not what we really want to know, and that’s whether she has an INNY or OUTTY vagina…because mainstream media never gives me what I want, it never gives me the facts I need, it just blinds my judgement with retard puppets, and makes me want to eat Oreos and other heavily advertised treats…when all I really want to know is the size of Shailene Woodley’s labia…

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