I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

17

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski is Pissing in the Parking Lot of the Day

This girl is amazing.

I love everything she does.

It is times like these I wish I was with her, you know as “friends”…and/or a married couple, so that I could volunteer to let her use my face as a toilet instead of that sad pavement, like some kind of homeless person, or white girl wasted girl outside the club…you know because she is a delicate flower from heaven, and I am a man who likes being peed on by the right amazing babe..who I predict will be the fucking future at least based on her naked body that I am going to tattoo on my chest so that she knows I’m serious about this endless love….

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One Response

  1. roscoe says:

    Not into pissing, but sort of cool nonetheless.

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